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If my body was a car…

If my body was a car…

I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.

I’ve got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull.  My headlights are out of focus.  My traction is not as graceful as it once was.  My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.  It takes me hours to reach maximum speed.

But the worst is … every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Repost if this made you laugh.

My friend, Lisa Down Micucci, posted the above on facebook, to which I counted the number of days I have lived and replied…

After 21012 Days of use, I am getting a rebuild! A New LipHe! www.NewLipHe.org

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